Intro : (x5) Yeah my girlfriend takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive and she doesn't get all jealous when I hang out with the guys she laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does she brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because (yeah just because) And my girlfriend likes U.L. and D.H.C. and she's so smart and independent I don't think she needs me quite half as much as I know I need her I wonder why there's not another guy that she'd prefer And when I feel like giving up like my world is falling down I show up at 3 am she's still up watching Vacation and I see her pretty face it takes me away to a better place and I know that everything I know that everything I know that everything everything's gonna be fine I know that everything I know that everything I know that everything everything's gonna be fine Yeah my girlfriend takes collect calls from the road and it doesn't seem to matter that I'm lacking in the bulge she laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does she brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because Refrain (2x) (x5) Refrain (2x)