Driving down the interstate Running 30 minutes late Singing ’Margaritaville’ and minding my own Some foreign car driving dude With a road rage attitude Pulled up beside me talking on his cell phone He started yelling at me like I did something wrong He flipped me the bird And then he was gone Some beach somewhere                                                        There’s a big umbrella Casting shade over an empty chair Palm trees are growing warm breeze is blowing   I picture myself right there On some beach somewhere. I circled the parking lot Trying to find a spot Just big enough I could park my ol’ truck A man with a big cigar Was getting into his car I stopped and I waited for him to back up But from out of nowhere a Mercedez Benz Came cruising up and whipped right in Some beach somewhere There’s nowhere to go When you’ve got all day to get there There’s cold Margaritas and hot senoritas Smiling with long dark hair On somebeach somewhere Well I sat in that waiting room seemed like all afternoon   The nurse finally said the doc’s ready for you   Your not gonna feel a thing we’ll give you some novacaine   That tooth will be fine in a minute or two   But he stuck that needle down deep in my gum   And he started drilling before I was numb   Somebeachsomewh There a beautiful sunset burning up the atmosphere   There’s music and dancing and lovers romancing   In the salty evening air   On some beach somewhere On somebeach somewhere...