You got to open your eyes in the morning Nine o’clock comin’ without any warnin’   And you gotta get ready to go.          You say you went out late last evenin’ Did a lot of drinkin’ come home stinkin’ And you went and fell asleep on the floor. And then your lady comes and finds you a sleepin’     Starts into weepin’ ’bout the hours you been keepin’ And you better get your ass out the door.                        Ain’t no crime                 Yeah it’s good to get it on to get a load off your mind                                     It ain’t no crime                  Well ev’rybody gets that way sometime.                             It ain’t no crime.                     Oh.