If The Jukebox Took Teardrops:Billy Joe Royal. #24 on CANADIAN Country and #29 on US Country on ATLANTIC Records in 1991. INTRO: #1. If the jukebox took teardrops I’d dance all night long. I’d sail away to yesterday on the wings of this song. I’d close my eyes then hold you tight till the blue light of dawn. If the jukebox took teardrops I’d cry all night long. BRIDGE: My baby’s gone she left today and I got a feeling she’s gone to stay. She said she needed money so I took out a loan.. now both my little honey and my money are gone. #2. If the jukebox took teardrops it would play a hurting song. If the jukebox took teardrops I’d cry all night long. INTERLUDE: BRIDGE: Mister Barkeep my old friend..Close the door and lock me in. Just let me spend the evening out on the floor missing her and wishing her back once more. #3. If the jukebox took teardrops I’d dance all night long. I’d sail away to yesterday on the wings of this song. I’d close my eyes then hold you tight till the blue light of dawn. If the jukebox took teardrops I’d cry all night long. OUTRO: If the jukebox took teardrops I’d cry all night long. A nineties smash from Kraziekhat.