Skinny Minnie:Bill Haley & The Comets. Top of the charts in ’58. #1. My skinny Minnie is a crazy chick Six foot high and one foot thick. Do I love her does a boy love pie? She is the apple of my eye..Skinny Minnie She ain’t skinny she’s tall..that’s all. #2. Though her shadow doesn’t take much ground What there is sure gets around. What there ain’t that’s what she be. And even that’s too much for me Skinny Minnie She ain’t skinny she’s tall..that’s all. #3. Slightly slimmer than a fishing pole. One half rock and one half roll. I dig that chick from either side Man you’ll yell ’Where did she hide?!’..Skinny Minnie She ain’t skinny she’s tall..that’s all. REPEAT#3. ADD: Skinny Minnie she ain’t skinny..she’s tall..that’s all.(x2) A fabulous fifties hit from Kraziekhat.