[Intro] / [Verse 1] Hey Jack I know what you’re thinking That now’s as good as any to start drinking Hey Scotty yeah what’s it gonna be? A gin and tonic sounds mighty mighty good to me [Chorus] Man I know I gotta go it’s the same thing every time But I don’t think another drink’s gonna make me lose my mind So I think about my next drink And it’s you & me & the bottle makes three tonight [Verse 2] Well I know this cat named Mo he wanders to and fro His and my favorite waterin’ hole I said "Hey Mo how you doing? Where have you been? He said "I’ve been fine with my whiskey wine and gin" [Chorus] Man I know I gotta go it’s the same thing every time But I don’t think another drink’s gonna make me lose my mind So I think about my next drink And it’s you & me & the bottle makes three tonight [Horn Solos] / [Verse 3] Hey Jack I know what you’re thinking That now’s as good as any to start drinking Hey Scotty yeah what’s it gonna be? A gin and tonic sounds mighty mighty good to me [Chorus] Man I know I gotta go it’s the same thing every time But I don’t think another drink’s gonna make me lose my mind So I think about my next drink And it’s you & me & the bottle makes three tonight [Ending] And it’s you & me & the bottle makes three tonight And it’s you & me & the bottle makes three tonight And it’s you & me & the bottle makes three Hey Bartender! I need another drink. What do you mean it’s last call? A#13#11