She took me off my guard with disappointment         I got sucked inside of her apartment    She’s got dried-up flowers flaky skin            A beaded necklace and a bottle of gin                             She’s a nightmare hippy girl                With her skinny fingers fondling’ my world                  She’s a whimsical tragical beauty              Self-conscious and a little bit moody                                                  It’s a new age letdown in my face              She’s so spaced out and there ain’t no space                      She’s got marijuana on the bathroom tile                         I’m caught in a vortex she’s changing’ my style                                      She’s a nightmare hippy girl               With her skinny fingers fondling’ my world                    She’s a whimsical tragical beauty               Uptight and a little bit snooty         Oh oh oh oh oh oh      She’s a magical sparkling’ tease              She’s a rainbow choking’ the breeze Yo she’s busting’ out onto the scene With nightmare bogus poetry She’s a melted avocado on the shelf She’s the science of herself She’s spazzing out on a cosmic level And she’s meditating with the devil She’s cooking salad for breakfast She’s got tofu the size of Texas She’s a witness to her own glory She’s a never-ending story She’s a frolicking depression She’s a self-inflicted obsession She’s got a thousand lonely husbands She’s playing’ footsie in another dimension She’s a goddess milking her time For all that it’s worth