VERSE 1 I hate to do this but you’re a pain in the neck I thought you knew this you’re handing me a canceled check You’re so helpless your girlfriends think you’re a saint I’ll give you a quarter I’ll keep my judgments to myself CHORUS And I get caught up in the moonlight Reaching out for a rotten egg I don’t want to beg It’s crystal clear your time is nearly gone VERSE 2 Count your blessings and do the things that you should All the has-beens that never had it so good     Stormy weather the kids are making a racket In the wilderness the wild lives are so mild CHORUS And I get caught up in the moonlight Reaching out for a rotten egg I don’t want to beg It’s crystal clear your time is nearly gone CHORUS And I get caught up in the moonlight Reaching out for a rotten egg I don’t want to beg It’s crystal clear your time is nearly gone