When in Spain for reasons I don't explain   I remain    enjoying a brew      Don't deplore  my fondness for fundador     You know how a fundador    can lead to a few And baby when in Rome I do as the Romans do     If per chance I'm saying farewell to France  And romance    drops in from the blue     Cher amour  I beg of you please endure     My taking a brief de tour  with somebody new  It's just that when in Rome I do as the Romans do  And though from Italy  I lie to you prettily    Why think of me bitterly?  You know that I'm true      'Cept now and then in Rome    I get that old yen in Rome       And nat'rally when in Rome I do as the Romans do        If I write happily "Best wishes from Napoli"   Don't cable me snappily to tell me we're through 'Cause once again in Rome  in somebody's  den in Rome        Well honey when in Rome I do as the Romans So just disregard the signs and the omens When in Rome I do as the Romans do