[Verse 1] So you say you gotta know why the world goes around And you can’t find the truth in the things you’ve found And you’re scared shitless ’cause evil abounds Come join us Well I heard you were looking for a place to fit in Full of adherent people with the same objective A family to cling to and call brethren Come join us [Pre-Chorus] All we want to do is change your mind All you need to do is close your eyes [Chorus] Come join us (whoa-oh-oh) Come join us    Come join us (whoa-oh-oh-ohhhhh) [Verse 2] Don’t you see all the trouble that most people are in And that they just want you for their own advantage But I swear to you we’re different from all of them Come join us I can tell you were looking for a way to live Where truth is determined by consensus Full of codified arbitrary directives Come join us [Pre-Chorus] All we want to have is your small mind Turn it into one of our kind [Bridge] You can go through life adrift and alone Desperate desolate on your own But we’re looking for a few more stalwart clones [Chorus] Come join us (whoa-oh-oh) Come join us    Come join us (whoa-oh-oh-ohhhhh) [Instrumental] (1x verse + 1x chorus)                             [Verse 3] We’ve got spite and dedication as a vehement brew The world hates us well we hate them too But you’re exempted of course if you Come join us   Independent self-contented revolutionary Intellectual brave strong and scholarly If you’re not one of them you’re us already [Outro] Come join us (whoa-oh-oh) Come join us    Come join us (whoa-oh-oh) Come join us    Come join us