I rolled out this morning Kids had the mornin’ news show on Bryant Gumbel was talkin’ ’bout the fighting in Jerusalem   Some senator was squawkin’ ’bout the bad economy It’s gonna get worse you see we need a change in policy There’s a local paper rolled up in a rubber band One more sad story’s one more than I can stand   Just once how I’d like to see the head line say   "Not much to print today can’t find nothin’ bad to say" because Nobody robbed a liquor store on the lower part of town Nobody OD’ed nobody burned a single buildin’ down Nobody fired a shot in  anger nobody had to die in vain We sure could use a little good news to day I’ll come home this evenin’ I’ll bet that  the news will be the same Somebody takes a hostage somebody steals a plane How I wanna hear the anchor man talk about a county fair   And how we cleaned up the air how everybody learned to care Whoa tell me Nobody was assassinated in the whole good world today And in the streets of Ireland all the children had to do was play And everybody loves everybody in the good old USA We sure could use a little good news to day Nobody robbed a liquor store on the lower part of town Nobody OD’ed nobody burned a single buildin’ down Nobody fired a shot in  anger nobody had to die in vain We sure could use a little good news to day And everybody loves everybody in the good old USA We sure could use a little good news to day