It's Five O'clock Somewhere (ver. 2)

Intro:                 THE SUN IS HOT AND THAT ?OLE CLOCK IS MOVING SLOW- AND SO AM I. THE WORK DAY PASSES LIKE MOLASSES IN WINTER TIME- BUT ITS JULY. I?M GETTING PAID BY THE HOUR AND OLDER BY THE MINUTE MY BOSS JUST PUSHED ME OVER THE LIMIT. I?D LIKE TO CALL HIM SOMETHING- I THINK I?LL JUST CALL IT A DAY POUR ME SOMETHING TALL AND STRONG   MAKE IT A HURRICAINE BEFORE I GO INSANE. IT?S ONLY HALF PAST 12 BUT I DON?T CARE?IT?S 5 O?CLOCK SOMEWHERE. INTRO THING WELL THIS LUNCH BREAK IS GONNA TAKE ALL AFTERNOON- AND HALF THE NIGHT. TOMORROW MORNING I KNOW THER?LL BE HELL TO PAY- HEY BUT THAT?S ALRIGHT. I AINT HAD A DAY OFF NOW IN OVER A YEAR. MY JAMAICAN VACATION IS GONNA START RIGHT HERE. IF THE PHONES FOR ME YOU CAN TELL THEM I JUST SAILED AWAY. CHORUS INSTURMENTAL -                                    BRIDGE I COULD PAY OFF MY TAB POUR MYSELF IN A CAB AND BE BACK TO WORK BEFORE TWO AT A MOMENT LIKE THIS I CAN?T HELP BUT WONDER?WHAT WOULD JIMMY BUFFETT   DO? (JIMMY SPEAKING) FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK THAT ALAN. I?D SAY? CHORUS FOREVER