INTRO Well I made a mess of my life Each time I went left I shoulda gone right. And love’s no exception to this rule ’Cos I turned around and I lost you. Now I’m feelin’ lonesome and blue Just the way I’d expect to. But there’s some things that I could use To help me deal with this abuse; If french fries were fat free And you still loved me. If french fries were fat free And you still loved me What a wonderful world this would be. If the whisky really helped me Forget your memory I’d wear a smile endlessly. If french fries were fat free And you still loved me. INSTRUMENTAL You know the more I think about it The more sense it makes. ’Cos grease and love both cause heartache. So I raise my glass in toast These things I want the most. Though I’ll probably never see it I can’t help but believe in that; If french fries were fat free And you still loved me What a wonderful world this would be. If the whisky really helped me Forget your memory I’d wear a smile endlessly. If french fries were fat free And you still loved me. Oh if french fries were fat free And you still loved me.