To Catalina on a fishing boat We call it Henry Cisneros We got no money but we stay afloat The jellyfishes don't scare us You're telling everybody life's a ball Too many pleasures to mention You do a cartwheel in the shopping mall You seem to get their attention In your red toupee In a red toupee Oh you got your red toupee In a red toupee You take your mother to a broadway play It keeps her well out of danger You're blowing bubbles in the matinee You never looked any stranger In your red toupee In a red toupee Oh you got your red toupee In a red toupee People say that you're unusual You just tell them they're confused If only they were more like you They'd brighten up their day In your red toupee In your red toupee Oh they need a red toupee In your red toupee Promenades in furs and laces People put on airs and graces Bedroom eyes in boardroom faces Oh where will it lead To Catalina on a fishing boat We call it Henry Cisneros We got no money but we stay afloat The jellyfishes don't scare us In your red toupee In a red toupee Oh they need a red toupee In a red toupee In your mauve toupee In a red toupee Turquoise toupee Turquoise toupee You got your green toupee In a red In a red toupee Cerise toupee In a red In a red toupee Why are you wearing that strange toupee