Up in smoke you’ve lost another lover  As you take a hit of your last cigarette  Strung out burnt out yeah  You’re down on your luck and you don’t give a huh  ’Til the best part of you starts to switch  Ain’t that a bitch  Freak out I’m alone now  I feel just like I’m losin’ my mind  ’Cause love is like the right dress  On the wrong girl  You never know what you’re gonna find  You think you’re high and fine as wine  Then you wind up like a dog in a ditch  ’Cause love is like a wrong turn  On a cold night     yeah  Ain’t that a bitch                 In a dazein the throes of emotion  You see God in the Devil’s eyes  Then you fall so far from grace  You wouldn’t know a kiss If it was on your face  You can tell it to the jury But you ain’t got no case  Freak out I’m alone now  I feel just like I’m losin’ my mind  ’Cause love is like the right dress  On the wrong girl  You never know what you’re gonna find  The gal was fine as calamine but not  enough to scratch a seven year itch  ’Cause love is like the last licks outta Hendrix  Yeah ain’t that a bitch                 Guitar Solo:             Then you feel so out of place  Lickin’ up the arsenic  From the same old lace  You know the stuff is poison  But you gotta have a taste you gotta  Freak out I’m alone now  I feel just like I’m losin’ my mind  ’Cause love is like the right dress  On the wrong girl  You never know what you’re gonna find  You think you’re high and fine as wine  Then you wind up with your face in the ditch  ’Cause love is like a warm gun  On a cold night       yeah ain’t that a bitch