INTRO                                                                         (VERSE) () He had what you might call a trivial occupation () he cleaned the platforms of the local railway station () with no romance in his life - sometimes he wished he had a wife () He read the matrimonial advertising pages the cries for help from different () people () different () ages but they had () nothing to say at least not () until the day when something () special he read () this is what it () said (Chorus) () If you () dream of the () girl for () you then () call us (Bm)and get () two for the () price () of () one We’re the () answer if () you feel () blue so () call us () and get () two for the () price () of one () () () () (VERSE) (Chorus)   She said I’m sure we must be perfect for each other () and if you doubt it you’ll be certain when you meet () my () mo () ther OUTRO                  repeat    xx0230    x24230    x24232 or 797777    07577x    2x0232    x3x232